PART I
Tanker: WAKE UP
sub:yawn... monday already?
helicopter: (waves hand without getting up or opening eyes)
Nuke: @!?# SCHOOL
Hitler: letse just go blow it up then no more school mwa ha hahaha
Fighter: YAWWWWWWN... how about no?
Nuke:@!?# YOU.. @!?# SCHOOL... @!?# CENCORSHIP
landmine:ZZZZZzzzzzz
base: I think we can all agree to go to sleep for another 5 minutes
Nuke:@!?#ing Brillient yawwn about @!?#ing time
Camper:Zzzz?
Tanker: PANCAKES!!
Sub:what did he say?
Helicopter: the mind needs food
Nuke: @!?# sleep eat now
Base:I don't know what you just said....but you've said it
landmine: well lets go get some yawwwn
Camper: happy happy joy joy
Tanker: Yummy those were good
everyone: WERE!!! (Gose to table but there is nothing left)
Nuke:YOU'VE GONE WAY TOO FAR
Hitler:YES YOU HAVE TANKER
Everyone: ( holds down Tanker and kicks his balls in)
Sub: well I going down to the Golden Griddle at the mall
Camper: well I will go to
Helicopter: me three
Nuke:@!?# that its way way over there
landmine:ZZZZZzzzz
Helicopter:should some one tell him he spelt his name wrong?
Nuke:No @!?#ing Way
Base:well its just you and me then Nuke
Nuke: on a second thought... WAIT FOR ME GUYS
Base:all alone....
Base: stupied Tanker ( spits on his unconcious body)
(more time passes)
Base:.... OMG SCHOOL (runs to the school) and i t was Nukes day today... Tanker volentered him... lol god bless the soal
of tankers dead balls
Bomber: he he my precious and I are sooo full
Battle ship: shut up you phyco good thing we got to the table first tho or we would not have had so many
Bomber: yes we ate and I through the other fifty in the trash
Battleship: I TOLD YOU TO POUT THEM WHERE THEY BELONG
Bomber: the trash?
Battleship: THE TABLE YOU DIP SHIT ...well tell no one about this
Tanker: hello what are you talking about?
Battle ship: how much did you hear?
Tanker: you mean about the part you ate my cow puie collection on the table?
and..... I forget sometihngs.... ZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Battleship: I do not want to think about what h e jsut said so I am going to bed.... and possibly the toilet.
PART II
Battleship:how was lunch?
Sub:don't you mean breckfest?
Nuke:its was fucking great... I even killed that fucking cencership guy... thing... what ever so I can swear all teh
fuck I want
Base: it was nukes turn to go to school today but I had to go
Nuke: Fuck school.... Fuck you
Helicopter: well then next time we will mail nuke to the school
Hitle: MWA HA HA HA (gives an evil look towards Nuke)
Tanker:we have funny mail??? Did I get a letter huh please say I got a letter!
Fighter: ANY ONE UP FOR SUPER SMASH BROTHERS MAHAM
Camper: why not
Bomber: he he he he lets do this
Battle ship: I AM GONNA KICKYOUR ASSES
FIghter: cool that was fast lets go
Tanker: Can I smash my brother too?
Hitler: yes
Nuke:you fucking should because my fist fucking insists
Base: NO
Helicopter: no and nuke insulting us is the same as insulting yourself because we are the same person dip shit
Landmine:um how about no? besides takes to much energy in retaliation
Helicopter: gotta love a guy with a good vocabulary
Tanker: well lets see ( hold up calculater) thats 98765432 yes and 12345678 no
Hitler: thats 2 yes and 3 no you idiot
Tank: dip shit... ahhh the magnificent medina used that line we are so ment for each other
Tanker: hey look its 99/1 of my name
Helicopter: what about Becky Ray?
Tank: o yeah never mind then
Helicopter: yeah knida lives far away
Landmine:ZZZZzzzzzz
Nuke: STOP WASTING THE FUCKING PAPER
Helicopter: at least he spelt his name right
Base: we are really of top now where were we.....?
( after several seconds)
Tanker: ooo ooo a flash back!!
Flashback:
Battleship:how was lunch?
Sub:don't you mean breckfest?
Base: o yeah well anway what took you guys from 7am to 6 pm?
Turrent: stopping Nuke from killing innocent people?
Sub: o yeah wait... who the hell are you?
Tank:I tihnk he is hate
Base: isn't Nuke Hate
Nuke:I AM PISEED
Base: we know you are... you hating person
Nuke: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Helicopter: before this place gets blown to bits.. is there any one else we should know about?
Turrent: just those two... they've kinda been standing behind you for the past paragraph
Silo: hi ... let me guess the crowd beat us hear?
Missle: man in last is not very good
Hitler: lets vote some one out
Nuke: OKAY!
(votes are in and Nuke counts them)
Nuke: and tank loses.. sorry trank NOT ha ha (raises a gun)
Helicopter: WAIT lets just check... who actully voted tank?
(Nuke alone raises hand)
Nuke: what?
Missle: cheating is not honerable
Silo: well lets screw the votes... hey some guys are coming over
Bomber: heh he he he I GOT YOUR NUMBERS.... IGOT ALL YOUR NUMBERS
Camper: I am so happy cuz I won!
Battleship: FUCKING N64
Base: how could four personalities play four controllers at once...? better not think about it might spoil dinner
Part III
Sub:well... what are we going to do now?
tanker: lets see how many windows we can smash!!!
Camper/Helicopter: free vegtables we're making
Every one: @!?# vegtables
Helicopter: we know or why else would we offer them?
Camper: whoops now what are we going to do with 10kg of salad?
Tanker: what some one say somthing??....!! ZOMBIES (throughs salt in every one eyes and runs around in circles screaming
like a girl)
Every one: @!?# YOU, @!?# @!?# @!?#
Bomber:(sets salad on fire) MWA HA HA HA Burn... BURN!!!
Nuke:@!?# ing Brillient
Hitler: I like this.... good by ozone layer. hello slow ironic painful death
Fighter: as long as it gets rid of the green stuff
Camper: (shivers)
Helicopter: I just finished our home work that I have been working on for the past four days its for the science fair
it turns carbin into electricity
Tanker: your cold camper... whaaaaa oo paper! ( throughs project into fire)
Helicopter:(eye twitching) MUST BEAT TANKER NOW
Nuke:@!?# yeah
Tanker: okay (starts slapping tank)
Tank:crys
Nuke: ( holds tanker's arms behind his back) FREE SHOTS
(bring bring)
Tanbker: hello?
(bring being)
Helicopter: I will get that...
Base: by the time you figure out what was wrong with that it won't matter anymore
Helicopter: it was the cops saying to stop the prank calls... Tanker you are a @!?# ing idiot.
Tanker: did you hear that stimpy... he thinks we're idiots!
Nuke: who did he mean by stimpy? he meant me didn't he
Tanker: smiling saying noo ( in a voice that you can't belive)
Hitler: so what if he did are you going to kill him or something??
Nuke: yes I am
Hitler: then he did
Base: okay no killing
Helicopter: we are multy personalities living inside this head... if we kill tanker off ( the first one created) we will
go to a rubber room with white jacket
Tanker: rubber room??? ( starts bounig on the floor)
Helicopter: how does he?...
Sub: hes not strong enough...?
Nuke: SATOP DEFYING THE LAWS OF PHYSICS
Hitler: ( throughs a rock at tankers face and knocks him down)
Nuke:@!?# ing brillient... and just between you and me I don't say that to often
Tanker: snif snif
Every one: please don't cry... no wait go ahead. SHUT UP HITLER!
Medic: w-w-why d-did you have to be so m-mean (gysers start coming outa eyes)
Silo: UMBELLAS FOR SALE ALONG WITH NEW FUTUREISTIC EAR PLUGS THAT PLAY YOUR FAVORITE SONG I'm Here Without you
Sub: I want one
Hitler: me two
Nuke: lay it on me
Helicopter: Give me
Missle: I would like one too